Al Weiser knows everyone's secrets. It makes it hard to have many friends. Especially once they realize the search engine founder may know what porn they like.

Sympile Weiser is a satirical novel about the connected world where Internet users have traded their innermost secrets for minor conveniences.

SymMail, SymPhones, SymMaps, SymTube, SymDrive, all exist to get the public to hand over the details of their lives. But is it just about selling aspirin when "headache" is sympiled? Or does Sympile's founder, 29-year-old, tech billionaire Al Weiser, have a hidden plan to take over the world?

Funny, touching, and thought-provoking, the extraordinary novel by author D. F. Klein captivates the reader from the first page until the surprising last.